I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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