I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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