so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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