if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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