I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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