Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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