There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
