Got a toothbrush?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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