I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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