I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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