I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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