stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
two words: eviction party
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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