AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
We left the knife in your bed.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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