I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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