you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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