Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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