For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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