a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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