It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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