If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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