Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
The Olympian is in my bed
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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