Well apparently he's into motor boating.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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