So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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