Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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