thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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