So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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