road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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