I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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