my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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