Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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