Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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