Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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