They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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