People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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