well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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