she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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