Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Randomize
