We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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