this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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