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2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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