This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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