Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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