this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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