I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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