Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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