I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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