I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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