in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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