she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?