I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I want her autograph on my taint
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with βHe misses youβ
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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