Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
cat food counts as protein by the way
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?