i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm like, not good at living.