school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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