And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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