i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Please don't give away my fajitas
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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