Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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