This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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